My Reply to Richard Brautigan

Richard Brautigan-- a poet who I respect and enjoy, wrote a poem that infuriated me. It's called The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster.

Every time you take your pill, it's like a mine disaster.
I think of all the people lost inside you.

My Reply is called Masterbation Versus the Swiss Air Crash

Every time you jack off, it's like a plane crash.
I think of all the people splattered on the floor.

It's the poem I'm most proud of. :)