I was in denial, but I can no longer fool myself. White Noise is not going to be worth the 8 bucks. It's pg13, the scorching reviews are starting to pile up by the hour, and I know better than to let my love of Michael Keaton blind my better judgment. Maybe someday I will rent it and see for myself if it really sucks that bad. Until then I think I will go home and watch Beetlejuice and Batman 1 & 2 to make myself feel better.